Fallen News Turn 6

Most Healthy: Psychomancer's Forge

Most Wealthy: Apscray

Most Happy: Cabal of Circumspection

Clans on the outer edge of the Fallen colony, most notably the Mist Garden, came under attack this season by a pirate ship under the name of the Mourning Frog. Though many stocks were raided and valuables seized, nobody seems to have been killed.

Mr Clank, a supposedly 'retired' machinist has restarted active elements in the interests of post-humanity. The zealous Fallen is infamous for his many violent clashes over matters of faith with beastmen and many are cautious of his motives.

The unsullied, however, have given their approval of his latest project, the 'Armamentus Triumvirate' ('AT' for short), having assured a more moderate project lead on the team in the form of the Zwerginn Takhai. Unsullied representative Sarin has been charged with watching the project closely, and asssuring that the project will benefit all the fallen.

Takhai has built a spire of rock. Its a very nice spire. We're really not sure what it does. Would anyone care to ask the scary little man?

Union and Fallen representatives recently returned to the quaruntined fragment known to contain a dangerous coporial spirit known as Netrici. It was initally believed that their purpose was to finally put the spirit down for good. However, after the warriors returned and the quaruntine was lifted, there was no sign of a body. Netrici is simply Gone.

Bergholt Stuttly and Pineapple are known to be collaborating on a fruit based stormic weapon. The nature of this weapon is unclear, as are the Confederate motives.

Takhai has been inaugurated as a member of the Citranos' church after a rather juicy ceremony. Subsequently, he officiated and presided over the recent wedding between Ella May Dixie and Pineapple herself.

A village on the edge of the Fallen fragment came under attack recently by two women armed with buckets of red paint under the influence of enough alcohol to poison an adult mist squid. They were only apprehended after most of the town had been covered in paint. Could this be a new ploy on the part of the Communists? The townspeople seem to regard the happening as a joke and are considering changing the town's name to Scarleton.

• The Orrery is fine and certainly has not exploded.