====== Turn 0 News ======

Following the flash of light from the temple, many clans have sent emissaries, agents, ambassadors or henchmen to investigate. Congregating in front of the gates to the imposing structure, you find yourselves sharing stories, legends and news.

  * Them's crazed bird-worshippers. They's got birds on that there land.
  * I can hear them at night... in the woods, plotting our downfall.
  * All the secrets of the world are protected by Sabre toothed Ducks.
  * Right out of the sky it came, I done seen it, a fragment landed near where we wus. Poor old bessie had never been as frightened.
  * Ha! Farmers? They're not farmers, they're... I don't want to say it, I don't want them to kill me too.
  * Apparently if you sacrifice a virgin at the height of a powerful storm, you'll have amazing luck, does it work? How should I    know, I don't go round routinely sacrificing virgins.
  * Did you hear there are things living on the underside of fragments.
  * The Barn contains razor-beaked voles.
  * I've went right into the mists I did, I saw huge cities with a really advanced civilisation living in them.
  * Damn visions plague me whenever I get near them. They must be truly suffering.
  * Another sunken fragment? The Gods are angry, you have to believe it.
  * God, kids today, can't even sacrifice a virgin properly.
  * ...twincest apparently.
  * Well this place doesn't look very secure, only a couple of doors to keep people out.
  * I'm telling you I saw them Velociraptors...on FIRE!
  * There are these Hamsters right, and their sweat right is hallucinogenic!
  * I heard they get up to things in their laboratories, defiling the dead and such-like.
  * There were these monkeys, but well they were strange. All covered in markings.
  * The bridge to get across here had almost fallen down, it's terrible.
  * Fragments drop into the mist because there's too much sex going on.
  * Fragments drop into the mist because there's not enough sex going on.
  * Fragments drop into the mist because people don't respect their elders.
  * Fragments drop into the mist because Geomancers shouldn't be fiddling with them.
  * Fragments drop into the mist because people mine them hollow.
  * Did you know someone's invented a device which points out virgins, why would someone want one of those.
  * Some fragments are actually eggs of huge mist creatures.
  * This place seems evil to me, I'm not going inside.
  * Bacon is a fundamental force, an absence of it causes the world to implode.
  * I don't trust them, they've got far too many buildings for a normal clan.
  * Apparently if you kill someone you should eat their heart, to gain their courage.
  * I think that virgins should be a currency in these parts.
  * You see them guys? Thems gots more than us.
  * They came out of nowhere and killed everyone, I was away at the time but I heard the screams.
  * Not all monks are evil.
  * If you have an egg, you can boil it, fry it or poach it. 
  * I hear they angered their God and he struck them all ill.
  * I fell into the mists once. Its true! Know what I saw? Nah, you'd never believe it. You really want to know? Really?... Well, I saw... The back of my own head! No. Its true! Wait! Come back!
  * I hear that there are evil things in the woods next to here.

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