======Confederacy News Turn 2====== ===== Aliens in the stack! ===== //A herald from the palace of King Lemur is circulated around the Confederacy, as far as people are aware the visit took place without incident.// In months before the next temple, Navigator Chtoth will visit the fragment stack of the Earthborne. Alric Earthborne has persuade our glorious leader King Lemur that this Kar’Baldi should be allowed to visit the lands of the confederacy. He will however be closely watched, and should not be left unaccompanied, should his alien influence bring down our colony. Any who would seek to hinder our guest, or otherwise make his stay uncomfortable will incur the king’s displeasure. =====Sky Pirates===== //From a press release of the Glorious People's Republic:// The noble efforts of Comrade Maxim of the Glorious People’s Republic, working towards the defeat of the insidious parasites the Sky Pirates have allowed the Glorious People’s Republic to discern the location of their home base. As an upstanding and civilised clan the Glorious People’s Republic will be delighted to share this information with fellow members of the Confederacy and work with them to take collective action for the safety of the people. ===== Pirate Activities ===== The Knights of the Storm have also been doing a good job patrolling for and wiping out these pirates where found, often even led by Harkon Stormwarden himself. Truly he is a great figurehead representative of the strength of the Knights! =====Ferrymen===== //From a press release of the Glorious People's Republic:// The scientific acumen of the Glorious People’s Republic, unmatched across the Confederacy has allowed its most skilled scientists and technicians to devise a scheme to allow the Confederacy to achieve travel between the fragments independent of the extortionate prices charged by the current providers. Further reports will be provided as the project progresses. ===== Its Jazz, Man ===== The Glorious Republic were host to one hell of a performance by the Dixie clan recently. An evenings entertainment was topped by **An Ode to the Union, and to the God Justinian** "This is a tale about Us, and them." ==Verse 1== //We got life, mother// //We got laughs, sister// //We got freedom, brother// //We got good times, presidente// //We got crazy ways, comrade// //We got million-soverien charm, man// //We got headaches and toothaches// //And bad times too// //Unlike them// ==Verse 2== //He’s got their heads// // got their ears// // got their eyes// // got their noses// // got their mouths// // got their brains// ==Verse 3== //He’s got their teeth// // got their tongues// // got their chins// // got their tits// // got their minds// ==Middle Seven== ==Verse 4== //He’s got their hearts// // got their asses// // got their arms// // got their hands// // got their fingers// //Got their legs // // got their feet// // got their toes// // got their blood// //He’s got their soul, man.// ==Verse 5== //We got guts (I got my guts)// //We got the historic dialectic (dialectic)// //We got life! (life)// // Life! (life)// // Life! (life)// //LIFE!// ==Fade== // An’ They // // They Don’t got anything // ====== Rumours ====== The Glorious People's Benevolent Democratic Republic of the Citizen's Magnificent Strength have brought money into the confederacy, the fiscal problem is receding. The Glorious People's Benevolent Democratic Republic of the Citizen's Magnificent Strength have mutant sheep. A Knight of the Storm was arrested by the Union. The Knights of the Storm seem to be all over the place lately. Need a Revolution? Contact Comrade S.